Saturday, June 5, 2010

is it joke

Malini Shreedharan lets refresh ourself! plz share some jokes that my day becomes the happiest. The one which will make me laugh the worst, will be getting a special note. can you make me laugh! common friends
Wednesday at 17:27 · Comment · LikeUnlike
Dharmendra Saini, Dillip Bhuyan, Sandiramogan Subramaniam and 13 others like this.
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
so no one there to make me laugh! everyone want to share it one on one! I wont read mails anymore
Wednesday at 17:48 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Wednesday at 17:50 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? " Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na "
Wednesday at 17:50 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
Wednesday at 17:51 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
haha..ha
Wednesday at 17:51 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Wednesday at 17:51 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
hahah..ooops,thanks gautam
Wednesday at 17:52 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
gud na..
Wednesday at 17:52 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
which 1 is best
Wednesday at 17:52 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??
Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??
Wednesday at 17:53 ·
Satyen Sharma
Satyen Sharma
here is one for u: Santa: ye khushiyan kya hoti hain, Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri to bachpan me hi shaadi ho gayi thi :)
Wednesday at 17:54 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
Wednesday at 17:57 ·
Manmohan Gautam
Manmohan Gautam
ha ha ha ha.........
Wednesday at 18:00 ·
Devshi Modhwadia
Devshi Modhwadia
@malini hhhh...... Ye joke hai?
Wednesday at 18:01 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
One day.a swamiji was seeing an adult movie, and was surrounded by his followers who enjoyed it with him. As the movie was getting over swamiji says , majja agaya, itnidin bad, kuch to hua, meine to bhol hi gaya tha ki ..... one of the disciple then said, nehin swamiji, woh apke nehi hai, jo hua mujhe hi hua. adult content ., maap karen
Wednesday at 18:06 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
@sailesh: hhahhhhh..for not understanding
Wednesday at 18:08 ·
Mukul Misra
Mukul Misra
ACCHI PATNI AUR BHOOT , EK JAISE HOTE HAIN , KYON KI INKI BAATEIN TOW SAB KARTE HAIN PAR AAJ TAK DEKHA KISI NE NAHI .....lll
Wednesday at 18:13 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
so nice, M2 r u married
Wednesday at 18:14 ·
Pranav Mukherjee
Pranav Mukherjee
Hope you enjoyed the joke, Pretty Pal.
Wednesday at 18:15 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
which joke..I wont see any mesages if sent.lolz
Wednesday at 18:16 ·
Pranav Mukherjee
Pranav Mukherjee
Okay..! Am sorry. I didn't wanna type it here head I messaged. Newayz... I shall not repeat. Have a great day.
Wednesday at 18:19 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
@pranav..read my last word..lolz
Wednesday at 18:20 ·
Pranav Mukherjee
Pranav Mukherjee
Nice to see you Smiling.!.
Wednesday at 18:24 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
hahah.........u dont to read a girls word...
Wednesday at 18:25 ·
Partho Burman
Partho Burman
Mallika Sherawat ko MIXER pe kaam karte dekh k naukar bola-"Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya?" Mallika- "Na re baba. Main to apne kapde dho rahi hu....."
Wednesday at 18:26 ·
Jayesh Patel
Jayesh Patel
very nice face
Wednesday at 18:26 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
pehele bhai, kapda peheno, nehi to hans padungi
Wednesday at 18:27 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
I think jayesh needs rest! kapda pehenke aau
Wednesday at 18:30 ·
Pranav Mukherjee
Pranav Mukherjee
You mean... I don't know to read a gals words?
I had been observing gals all my life coz I admire them.!.
Wednesday at 18:31 ·
Baljinder Singh Jassal
Baljinder Singh Jassal
You read all the comments on yous status you will find many jokes on it
Wednesday at 18:33 ·
Pranav Mukherjee
Pranav Mukherjee
The second attention is I enjoy more. And, I can go beyond, too, honey.
Hope you understand, Pretty Lady.!.
Wednesday at 18:33 ·
Jayesh Patel
Jayesh Patel
koyi comment to bhejo? MALINI JI
Wednesday at 18:36 ·
Abhy Hurry
Abhy Hurry
View Satte Pe Satta Songs on Youtube. Your mood will be better.
Wednesday at 18:42 ·
Haseeb Parkar
Haseeb Parkar
Dr to Santa :aapki 1 kidney fail ho gayi hai .Santa rote hue ??????????????????? Kitney number se
Wednesday at 18:49 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
haha...nice
Wednesday at 18:50 ·
Haseeb Parkar
Haseeb Parkar
Thanks Malini
Wednesday at 18:51 ·
Haseeb Parkar
Haseeb Parkar
A Sardar was walking thru a forest.He saw a snake hanging on d tree.He told 2 snake,
:yuhi latakne se kuch nahi hoga mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye:
Wednesday at 18:53 ·
Aman Sharma
Aman Sharma
Tell me aadmi s.. ke bad sabse pahle kya karta hai??????????? Answer:apne ghar chala jata hai
Wednesday at 18:56 ·
Matsyendra Prabhakar
Matsyendra Prabhakar
Malini ji, what type of jokes you like ! political, acadmic or....
Wednesday at 18:59 ·
Mukul Misra
Mukul Misra
ACCHI PATNI AUR BHOOT ,EK JAISE HOTE HAIN KYON KIINKI BAATEIN TOW SAB KARTE HAIN PAR AAJ TAK DEKHA KISI NE NAHI
Wednesday at 19:19 ·
Gopi Mathani
Gopi Mathani
hamne sardarji se poochha ki aapkar aaj tak kitne joke bane hain, banta sardarji ne kaha bas 2 ya 3? maine kaha bas do ya teen?????? banta bola haaan baki sab to hakikat hai na???
Wednesday at 19:38 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
so nice, true but a joke!
Wednesday at 19:45 ·
Sethu Rama
Sethu Rama
I gave President Bush a lot of rope -- and he hung all of us with it.
Wednesday at 20:24 ·
Sethu Rama
Sethu Rama
You can use cargo pants to carry around all of your change
Wednesday at 20:26 ·
Manish Kool
Manish Kool
Sardar's son :papa 1+1 kitna hata hai ?
sardar : idiot ,gadhe, nalayak, tujhe kuch nahi aata hai , ja andar se Calculetor utha la abhi batata hu.
Wednesday at 20:27 ·
Nanjunda Nanjundappa V M
Nanjunda Nanjundappa V M
Hi Malini
one of my client asked me whether she can mate her cat with her dog
any suggestions pl
Wednesday at 20:29 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
good joke
Wednesday at 20:29 ·
Sethu Rama
Sethu Rama
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
Wednesday at 20:37 ·
Sethu Rama
Sethu Rama
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."... See more
Wednesday at 20:38 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
nice, thanks
Wednesday at 20:40 ·
Devang Desai
Devang Desai
where can u see MANGOES???
on tree?
no.
at fruit shop?
no.... See more
...fir kaha?
jaha jaha woman goes
piche piche
MAN GOES.
Wednesday at 20:44 ·
Devang Desai
Devang Desai
jai mata di !!!! nice profile pic .
Wednesday at 20:46 ·
Sandiramogan Subramaniam
Sandiramogan Subramaniam
Most of us have mental problems....So the rest just stayed single!!
Wednesday at 21:04 ·
Mahesh Ahuja
Mahesh Ahuja
son to father papa i cant tolerate your wife papa said why son told papa bring separate wife for me
Wednesday at 21:31 ·
Malini Shreedharan
Malini Shreedharan
thats very nice.
Wednesday at 22:05 ·
Mukul Misra
Mukul Misra
YES I AM MARRIED AND VERY HAPPY
Wednesday at 22:32 via Email reply ·
Mahesh Ahuja
Mahesh Ahuja
nurse to santa i m elder 2 years than u santa said no problem i will marry with u after 2 two years
Wednesday at 22:59 ·
Ritesh R Patel
Ritesh R Patel
Pathan to an Air hostess - mujko taviz wali tea chahiye
Air hostess to Pathan - Abe ghadhe ki aulad woh taviz nahi Tea Bag hai
Wednesday at 23:53 ·
Pawan Kumar Verma
Pawan Kumar Verma
An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you ... See moremore money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.
Thursday at 07:16 ·
Beeyes Unnikrishnan
Beeyes Unnikrishnan
This, your unusual request, itself is a big joke...
Thursday at 08:40 ·
Pramod Moutho
Pramod Moutho
hmmmmm,,,,,big task,,,,gd lk ,,koi to hoga,,,,,
Thursday at 09:58 ·
Santhosh Raviendran
Santhosh Raviendran
Laughter clubs is the best solution :) . The one were people round up and laugh at each other .
Thursday at 10:32 ·
Saurabh Pandey
Saurabh Pandey
simply rewind ur child hood, u will find many to be happy and laugh,
Thursday at 10:48 ·
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